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Old 19th August, 2003, 10:46 AM
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The funniest thing here is how the ****er-spaniel's name has been censored!?
Madness. Would me typing a joke about a ****erel, would it have the same effect on the 'offending'(!?) section of the word?

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Hilarious! This is bonkers!
So if I were to wish to state that I was certainly not ****-a-hoop about this nonsense...or that I felt this occurance would be fit for a ****-and-bull story told by a ****-eyed old gentleman wearing a ****ed hat, would this be wrong?

Brace yourselves, dear decent and God-fearing folk, here follow some other words apparently unfit for general consumption:
****ade
****atoo
****atrice
****chafer
****er -the breed of spaniel whose mention in jest brought this phenomenon to my attention.
I can't even speak of the edible seafish...even food is censored: ****le.
Dick Van Dyke - (good grief is that a rougue set of words for a blanket censorship rule to go to work on), and his old mockney / ****ney accent attempt will have to go.
What do we find at the front of aircraft? ****pit?
****roach - Allegedly these will outlast us in many of the world levelling events that will encapsulate the end of this particular incarnation of the human race (not the most encouraging of thoughts I know, still sobering and humbling on some level), and can survive for 14 days without their heads! (Insects are truly awesome in their ruggedness, and some of the most hardy macroscopic beings I know of).
****scomb - the crest of this young male fowl.
****sure - see below.
****tail- If you have ever succumbed to the temptation of these varied and potentially potent concoctions I am sure you have regretted it later.
****y - perhaps it can be said you were somewhat ****sure even ****y to presume you would survive your having imbibed unscathed.

Nice to see that the censorship algorithm realises that Dick-Van-Dyke is a perfectly innocuous Disney-worthy actor's name, and nothing to do with the abhorrent modern inferences which those words have come to acquire through vulgar use! LOL, LOL & LOL!

Diesel

(However it does lead on to wonder, if one is allowed to type 'penis'?)
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