| Two carrots are walking down the road. Outta no where a truck screams around a corner and smacks into one carrot. The other carrot is freaking out and he scoops up his buddy and rushes him to the hospital. After about 3-4 hours of waiting the doctor finally comes out to the carrot and says
"Well theres good news and theres bad news..."
to which the carrot replied
"Well start with the good news"
the doctor replied
"We saved his life, but the bad news is he's going to be a vegitable for the rest of his life"
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