| Oh this is beautiful. They tested this one kid. The mother insisted this one guy was the father. The guy kept denying it because everyone in his family has 6 fingers, and the baby only has 5. Furthermore, he kept insisting that the mother is "monogamously challenged." Anyway, it turns out he is NOT the father. Then Maury offers to test another guy if the mother would like. She answers back, "there's about 5 guys you're gonna have to test." |