[dsio]

I mailed $400 in cash to a mate that was doing tough after a breakup and had nothing to eat. some tool ripped it off. The letter appeared unopened. He calls me and goes, "ash, you forgot to send the money man" to which i said, "like hell i did"

i guess a mailman would be an expert at opening mail without damaging it.

three weeks ago I sent a set of crystal shot glasses to a mate as a 21st present. the "fragile" sticker was the mistake. They read "fragile" as "throwable". Whats worse is he didnt see the chip and cut his top lip open on a glass. Happy birthday!