Slightly late for Valentine's day, but no less relevant, as kissing is often something that people of the computer loving variety are known to be less than impressive lovers.
http://www.kissingbooth.com/kiss.htm
Know what you're doing.
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Notebook: Dell XPS M1330 Running Fedora 8 Linux (Werewolf)
Desktop: Gigabyte EX38-DS4
Intel Core 2 Quad Q9450 (Yorkfield) @ 3.46Ghz
4GB DDR2-800 PNY
Albatron 8800GT 512MB
Corsair HX-620 PSU
Running Fedora 8 Linux (Werewolf)
Dual Dell 2407WFP 
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