| Don't forget to wear wool socks. Very important. Oh yeah, I forgot the voodoo incantation you have to utter, whenever that blue screen comes up to make it appear less often. It goes like this "Flaming Bag of Dog***, flaming bag of dog****, please make this flaming bag of dog*** work!"
__________________ "this happened to me once, only i kept wiping my nose in my sleep, so it was my hands that were covered in blood when i woke up. i saw my hands, and was like, "dear diary, all i remember is watching half a movie and falling asleep on the couch?" -Ryan North  |