| Three rich blokes are in a bar bragging to each other what they bought their wives.
The first one starts. He sais: "Last week I bought my wife something that pulls up from 0 to 100 in 10 seconds".
So what did you buy then, ask both other rich blokes?
"The newest Porche 911", he replies.
The second man sais he can beat that. He continues: " Last week I bought my wife something that pulls up from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds".
Both other guys look a bit surprised, so the second man continues:
"It's the latest Ferrari".
The third man, visibly annoyed sais: "I'll beat you both" and he continues: "Last week I bought my wife something that pulls up from 0 to 100 in one second."
Both other guys look totally surprised and ask him what it is.
"A weighing scale" he replies with a sarcastic grin on his face. |