[Daniel ~]

Originally Posted by ccperf721p

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor
told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his
pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to
examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the
midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia

'Aha!' mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. 'Aha!' said the doctor once
more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the
right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to
walk a round the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The
midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys
were no longer aching.

The doctor said, 'How does that feel now?'

The midget replied, 'Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What
did you do?'

The doctor replied 'I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots.'

I guess if I can kick myself in the ass....A midget could... get a poor fit in boots? ":O}