| A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a
flight to Texas .. After the plane took off, the cowboy
asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if
he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied,
'I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by
women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips.' The
cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice..'
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