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OK here's a old one, but a favorite of mine in return:
A Man and woman were having difficulties conceiving. Having been married a while he had more and less lost interest...
So the doctor they consulted gave him a prescription to help his interest along. They then made another appointment so they could tell the Doc how things went.
The Doc knew they had scored the moment they walked in...she was flush with beauty and excitement!
As soon as they sat down she began gushing about the most exciting sex she had ever experienced!
We were eating dinner she giggled and then he suddenly leaped up and grabbed me up into his arms and tore the table cloth off the table laid me out across the table and swearing his un-dieing love for me made the most passionate love I've ever known!
The Doctor was of course very pleased. He then turned to the man and asked if there was anything he was concerned about?
The man looked down at his shoes and mumbled...well... we can never go back to that restaurant again...
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