well, the judges aren't going to have to worry about hurting anyone's feelings on this one.
Just to keep things all proper, someone give me a decision on this one.
You might want to PM me your address, Booman. In case you win.
I am stubborn, Next contest will be announced in the next few days. I already have an idea for it, but would be interested in any suggestions. So PM me if you have an idea for a mod contest.