[PorPorMe]

An old one, but still good.

Two young city boys partnered up to go strike it rich. They pooled the money and bought their kit. Tent, picks, shovels, gold pans, first aid kits, ect. They got to the gold fields in california and made camp. John, the younger of the two felt the call of nature so he grabed the paper and went behind a bush. A few moments later, Jeff heard a yell, " Snake, snake! I just got bit!" as John came stumbling back into camp holding himself. Jeff callmed him down and got the first aid kit, then read how to treat snake bites. Jeff didn't read well so he read slowly and softly to him self, " cut an X across the bite marks and then suck the poison out."
John, being nervous could hardly wait for Jeff to finish, said " What's it say!" Jeff replied," You're going to die."