How do you know its linux? Your games won't work despite having 8 gb ram and an expensive grafic card.
"Ubuntu + google in meeting. Ubuntu playing the song: JUSTIN BIEBER BOYFRIEND, google playing P.I.M.P.
google saying: "all your linux are belong to us".
Ubuntu: *looks thrilled* "yes working with you are a pleasure...... can I be your boyfriend?".
google: u install chrome..
ubuntu: "ok sorry google yes yes we install chrome and make sure to bring you more traffic, we don't know why but working with you are very beneficial to us we imagine after hearing a slogan about good vs evil, we kinda gave up on linux and now we want to fight evil with you".
Google: Ima pimp, and watch us kill ubuntu one with our own service. Next up: chromebook and android will eat your main market as well.
Ubuntu: yes, fighting evil YES YES google Ohh google I love you so much - you do no evil.
Google: I have no love for you, stupid."