"The Computer & Electronics Expo"

Starring: Bud Abit, and Lou Siluro

Written by: eobard

(applause as the two stars walk out on stage)

S: Heeyyyyy Abit!!!!

A: Good evening Lou, are you having fun at the Electronics expo?

S: Boy I sure am Abit, they've got everything here! Lots of computers, stereos, electronic toys.

A: That they do.

S: Say Abit, you know alot about electronics right?

A: I certainly do Lou, I know all about electronics.

S: All about it?

A: Absolutely! Go ahead, ask me anything about electronics!

S: Ok Bud. I was wondering, can you tell me the name of the unit of measurement for electronic power?

A: Watt.

S: The name of the unit of measurement.

A: Watt.

S: The unit of measurement's name.

A: Watt.

S: Look, are you going to tell me the name of the unit of measurement for electric power?

A: I just did.

S: You just did?

A: Of course.

S: Well can you tell me again?

A: Certainly.

S: Well go ahead and tell me.

A: Watt.

S: The unit of measurement's name.

A: Watt.

S: Nyaaaa! Look, I wanna know what's the name of the unit of measurement for electric power!

A: Exactly!

S: Exactly?

A: Exactly!

S: Oh, so electrical power is measured in "exactlies"!

A: No! It's measured in watts.

S: That's what I was asking you!

A: Well that's what I'm telling you.

S: AHHHHH! (Siluro runs, screaming out of the room)

Fade to black.

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