It's true..

[cloasters]

Really want your PC's case to feel orphaned in the big scary world? OK then, don't PM me.

[chrisbard]

With your free AOA case badger you get a free joke today !

"Oh John, do you remember, the last time we were up here was 25 years ago and we made love for the very first time near an old disused barn. I wonder if we could find it again."
"I shouldn't think it'd be here after all this time." he said, "but we'll go and have a look."
Suprisingly enough, the barn was still there. "Look Doreen, I sat you on that fence over there and we made love, let's do it again." She agreed and he sat her on the fence and began the business.
Doreen went completely wild, thrashing her arms in the air and waving her feet around. "Wow, Doreen, you didn't do that last time."
"I know" she stammered, "but it wasn't electrified then."

[cloasters]

LOL! Nice of her not to pass the charge on to hubby!

[cloasters]

Button, button. Who has the button? You all do, now add some class to yer machine, order your AOA case badge if you please.

[cloasters]

Thought you'd get away that easy? Not! My new year's resolution: Marvellous AOA Forums case badges for EVERY Member.

[cloasters]

Ask me no more questions, I'll tel... wait a minute, go ahead, PM me, ask me how to obtain your FREE AOA case badge!

[cloasters]

If Pater Piper packed his nose with jalapeno peppers, would women see him as hot stuff?

[cloasters]

"We'll go dancing nightly in the attic when the moon is rising in the sky." Name the artist who came up with those lyrics. I'll send you two of our... go ahead, guess! Name the artist and supply the next sentence of lyrics and I'll send The Witchy One, for one night only!

[cloasters]

Aaaaaaaaoooooommmmmmm. Do the Buddhist monk thing, y'all.

[cloasters]

The Witchy One is angry. Believe me, you don't want to experience the breathtaking depth of her wrath. You know how to assuage her anger, so order that badge. Please!

[cloasters]

Ever been trapped in a small kitchen by a furious and somewhat deranged significant other wielding a long butcher's knife? Living with The Witchy One just hain't easy, thank God she was so po'd at me that she forgot to put a spell on me and materialize me outside of the 7th floor apartment! Bribing our faithful Members with sugarplum dreams of a night with you know, already, to popularize Our Fine Case Badges was a cruel joke. Offer null and void, forever.

[Daniel ~]

When I see the dangers you must face in order to reach out to those in distress with a badge in hand...there are no words George, no words.

[cloasters]

Thanks for the compliment, Daniel. I don't think rising above the fray is all that much to ask, we all have to do it every day, come to think of it. PM me you lazy peoples!

[cloasters]

Are you all Communists, to the very last Member? How about some noise from the pumpkin patch? Cold and lonely out there. When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

[captinhector]

lol you dont' want the badge on my p.o.s. .... it would disgrace the aoa name.

[Daniel ~]

Your just the man we are looking for! We spent years trying to disgrace ourselves!! ":O}

[cloasters]

We're not too proud to blithely send our badges to all Members. Some of us can't afford the latest in computerish technology, including your's truly. Send a Private Message my way, captinhector!

[cloasters]

She stops in order to rule. You thought it was a he wielding the power? Think again, companero. Case badge, case badge, case badge. PM me!

[cloasters]

Uh stoops, that was. As if you cared. I dare you to send me a Private Message. Don't get me started!

[cloasters]

The Ubuntu flavor of Linux earns high marks. Anyone have enough experience with this distro to give it the thumb's up? Is it a practical enough OS to use everyday, for standard stuff? Enquiring nerdish one would like to know. TIA!