26th August, 2005, 08:15 AM
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| LOL. That reminds me of Bad Boys II. You guys know where theyre in the Audio Visual shop and the kid asks "Whats an errection?" I'll post a video of it if I get time. Wait no, infringment of copyright. My bad! 
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26th August, 2005, 08:46 AM
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| Showing a small clip(part of) a movie illegal? yeah in this day and age i suppose so but i think people do it anyway. Either way probably not a good idea to do it here quick thinking ron lol.
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26th August, 2005, 09:18 AM
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| Even though I own the original. And it would be a 15sec clip. Admins, what do you think?
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26th August, 2005, 06:56 PM
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| Your not an admin.  Yet!
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27th August, 2005, 01:10 PM
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| Clips of erection sets might violate our "wholesome for all ages" policy. We need trouble from the MPAA like we need migraine headaches. Please don't post any clips from Copyrighted material. I dislike being the wet blanket, sorry guys. To make up a new batch of our AOA Forums case badges, I throw a dozen clear plastic water glasses into the GF's witch's cauldron. She takes over from there. I'm a tellin' ya, the strongest constitution isn't proof against the magic that the lass performs. Tbh, I want to end the relationship. She's gorgeous and bed time with her is... well, beyond fantastic. Between you and me, she scares me... big time. She's attending a conference in the country of --------. If I can move away before she returns, I might escape. Trouble is that it's difficult to change your psychic signature. Gack, I don't want to live 200 meters below ground level, but I can't afford the Zen Academy in Kyoto. It's always something. Buy war bonds. Even El Presidente does this. Not. We can get more AOA case badges through legitimate channels. Send a Private Message to dod in ----, whoopsie, Scotland. PM your's truly in the US. Sehr Einfach!
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28th August, 2005, 11:51 AM
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| Yes, my paternal grandmother was Scottish and German. How sweet she was, NOT. She was 94 when she sloughed off the mortal coil. My maternal grandmother of Irish and French extraction was a 24 carat sweetheart. She left us at the age of 53. Yes Virginia, only the good die young. God willing, we will never run out of our AOA Forums case badges. Go ahead, dare risk the fire of the *yardstick's caress of your bare behind wielded by dearest Nana's ghost. The GF can make this happen, do not let her become angry with you! Be smart, order your free AOA case badge immediately. *Meter sticks in the more sensible world. Once upon a time yardsticks were stout, not like the flimsy jokes they are today.
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1st September, 2005, 02:16 AM
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 LOL....this she was....NOT made me laugh. I remember my mum that passed away several years ago (not old) and my mother in law is still among us and such a lovable person she is, NOT ! PS By the way can I e-bay my mother in law?
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| I'm sorry to read that you lost your mother at too young an age, chrisbard. It's a shame that so many MIL's are APITA. Fortunately they are not always so, but you have to be kinda lucky. I never, ever want to meet the GF's mother. Just imagining a wrinkled version of my significant other sends me screaming out the door. The woman is probably good looking, if aged. After coming to grips with just how evil a beautiful woman can be I sure don't want to endure the hexes if her mother doesn't like me. While floating a few feet above the floor is kewel, suddenly crashing to the ground isn't. What does an official AOA Forums case badge look like? Find out, PM dod or me today!
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6th September, 2005, 11:04 AM
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| How does one ditch a witch? Suggestions solicited, good Members. Crap, she's walking into the computer room. La la la la la la, I know nothing. My mind is blank, floating like a cloud. Lord be praised, she didn't look at the monitor! Don't get me wrong, she has a good side. But waiting for her to get there is... Help! Order your free AOA Forums case badge right now!
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| There is a powered tool like a Roto-Tiller that digs ditches. It's called a Ditch Witch and they are a beeotch to use. My better half(ha!) told me that I'm doing a lackluster job of distributing AOA Forums case badges to our Members. She proposes to take over this responsibility and hand them out like jelly beans, as she puts it. Don't let this happen, good and loyal Members! Sure, she'd hand them out fast, but some of them would go astray and some would materialize inside people's heads or, gad I can't say more it's too ugly. Order your very own AOA case badge right now! They are free, send a Personal Message to me or dod.
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13th September, 2005, 10:02 AM
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| Surely our Members don't want a genuine AOA case badge given to them by the Ms and not by moi? In truth, I tell you that a glimpse of her as she pins one of our badges to your chest with a smile from hell's heart will mess up your entire month. The more sensitive among us will need hospitalization for psychiatric trauma. And she might nick your innards in the worst possible way. Go ahead, allow the sainted Ms to take over my job. Or PM me or dod today. Fairly warned ye be, says I.
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17th September, 2005, 05:25 PM
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| I'm prejudiced in that I'm not so fond of small dogs. Personally, if I wanted a small pet I would choose a reptile. They are amazingly loving if you do them the same honor. Not exactly, I read that reptiles neither respond to or give love. Perfect Christmas present for the Ten Thousand Club! I can see it now, a large crate with small breathing holes has "No Hooks, Live Animal St Bernard dog. Addressee please open now" stencilled on it. The second wooden crate nestled securely inside the outer one is wrapped in red and green ribbon with a beautiful bow on top. The large card beneath the ribbon says "Merry Christmas! Master of the house, please open personally." The staff handling the crate dutifully wait for the big cheese. He finally appears, usual scowl in place. "As if I need another dog. Well open it," he grunts. The staff pry the nails from the lid of the box, the sound of a large barking dog comes from the box. The household staff lift one end of the top of the box, so that they needn't use the pry bar on the other end. A blur shoots from the crate. Fast as lightning, a nearly grown Komodo Dragon has the master of the house by the throat. The staff beat the animal upon its back with their tools, yet its sharp teeth only gain a better purchase on the chins of the unhappy big cheese. Too shocked to scream, the blood drenched master expires from the loving attention of the large reptile. The household staff shot the big animal repeatedly with the shotgun, the hidious Dragon finally lay still. Gerald touched the beast over and over to be quite certain that it was now harmless. Despite the weak objection from the butler, the household staff broke the locks of the liquor storage room and grabbed the dustiest bottles first. Their relief at the death of their master was unbecoming of dutiful servants. A great moan went out across the land. The newspapers and television networks said so. It's Saturday. PM dod or me to get your AOA case badge. Today!
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