13th December, 2006, 12:50 PM
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| If the 13th falls upon a Tuesday--is that considered a bad luck day to catch an airplane in Europe? I may not remember this right. Today is a great day to die, so the Klingons say. Personally, I'd rather live thank you very much. Order your very own AOA Forums case badge today! If I get a PM from you on the 13th, I'll send you two badges instead of one. You just can't pass up a deal like that!
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19th December, 2006, 12:39 AM
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| You're a tough crowd, folks. An authentic AOA Forums case badge won't save the world, yet it will handsome up that computer case that may look a tad tired from all of that Christmas shopping. Must I add that they are free to you faithful Member, or did you finger that out already? Excellent, only six shopping days 'till Santa flies. PM me already!
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21st December, 2006, 12:39 PM
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| All of your Christmas shopping taken care of? Good for you! Order your FREE AOA Forums case badge now, you'll get a present after Christmas. That's gotta be good.
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24th December, 2006, 01:37 PM
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| 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Deuce the bally deuce, that's all I remember. Merry Christmas to one and all!
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27th December, 2006, 11:40 AM
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| Santa was very good to me. If only I didn't have to go to the PO and pick up my present, the boogers ought to try to deliver a must sign for package more than once. Jingle jangle bells I have Christmas cold, me so lucky. It'll be 2007 afore we know it, wonder if I'll sleep through the New Year firecrackers and suchlike that we have in this neighborhood?
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30th December, 2006, 12:23 PM
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| Santa, him gip me three buffaloes and three roosters. That's very good. Hard to fit all in apartment. Got much poop and noises. Why rooster get me up at four in the morning? Who invented such noisy alarm clock? I say to myself "cloasters, you can out stare buffalo." Buffalo, him say "who you kidding, hidious biped?" Ha ha ha.
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1st January, 2007, 12:09 PM
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| After the seventeenth complaint about the noise from the neighbors, Animal Control came and took my three roosters and one of the buffaloes away from me. Such touchy neighbors, and I thought they were OK. Goes to show you. The two remaining buffaloes miss their friend, but there is more room in here. The male buffalo keeps rubbing against my computer case, if I'm not here to catch it in time, it may fall to the floor. If I go "off the air," you'll know why.
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4th January, 2007, 11:24 AM
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| I gave up my home husbandry project, donated the bison to the Seattle Zoo. I miss my animal pals, sniffle.
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7th January, 2007, 09:09 PM
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| Today is the right day to send me a Personal Message 'cause every Member needs a free AOA Forums case badge.
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10th January, 2007, 01:00 PM
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| Over hill over dale we will hit the dusty trail. What good does hitting a trail do? You could do it all day and your only reward is more dust. I'm very glad that I'm not in the army now, even if sand doesn't raise much dust. Bring them home now!
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13th January, 2007, 01:40 PM
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| Hot sand has an small of its own, believe it or not. It's very neutral and very boring. Our military has been smelling hot and cold sand for too long. Time to bring them home, now. Please write to your Congressional Representative and your state's Senators. No last ditch suicide for our women and men in uniform! They've lived with horror for one, two, three and even four tours. This is asking the impossible for far too long! Show them that you care, please!
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16th January, 2007, 02:03 PM
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| Sure, go ahead see if you can wait me out and not order your very own official AOA Forums case badge. To paraphrase a Curtis Mayfield song "As long as my heart is still thumpin' I'm gonna post, post, post about sumpthin."
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2nd February, 2007, 07:37 PM
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| Hokay, I'll spell it out for you. Send me a Private Message, demand the Free case badge that every Member of AOA Forums is entitled to!
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5th February, 2007, 12:30 PM
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| If the mad neo-conservative cabal that call the shots attacks Iran it is quite possible that WW III will be the result. Thermonuclear devices will fall upon the erstwhile land of the free and home of the brave. Be braver, call the toll free number and tell your Congressman and Senators to keep us out of Iran. Please. 888-355-3588. PM me, you do need our official FREE case badge.
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8th February, 2007, 01:43 PM
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| I Dream of Jeannie, was that how the show was spelled? Gawd, Barbara Eden was luscious. And that idiot Astronaut wanted none of the life of luxurious ease that she could have provided in a second. Oy, such a maroon. I know that you're smarter than he was, order that case badge!
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11th February, 2007, 01:36 PM
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| I remember Sundays when I was little while living with my paternal grandmother. Gray suits on the grandchildren. Pink shirts and ties. Arrgh, I hated church no matter who's cabal it belonged to. Talk about a way to ruin a perfectly good Sunday.
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14th February, 2007, 11:02 AM
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| Send me a Personal Message. Receive your very own snazzy free case badge from AOA Forums. Do it now. Thank you.
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17th February, 2007, 01:49 PM
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| Do you find it nerve wracking to sing on stage in front of the public? *They say that you should be at least a little nervous. But is digging your fingernails into your palms a bit too much? Just send me a Personal Message enquiring about your free case badge from this august endeavour, nothing will be revealed. Well.. only how to get your FREE personal AOA Forums badge, not nothing. *Define "they," please.
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