Top Ten Signs You're Too Old to Be Trick or Treating

[Uncle Bob]

Top Ten Signs You're Too Old to Be Trick or Treating


10. You get winded from knocking on the door.



9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.



8. You ask for high fiber candy only.



7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.



6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.



5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.



4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.



3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.



2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.





And the #1 Sign You're Too Old to Be Trick or Treating

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

[Daniel ~]

11. You keep hoping for bubble gum...so you can use it to hold your choppers in place while you eat your candy.

[cloasters]

LOL! Maybe being old enough to drink is supposed to give you the clue?

[Uncle Bob]

12. When you can't trick or treat after 8:00 cause your nurse has to get you back to the home and only she knows how to get back there.