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Old 9th May, 2003, 01:51 PM
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Monkeys & Computers

A friend sent me this link...have to say, I got quite a chuckle out of it

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nkey_authors_3
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"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies"

Say, are they trying to say I'm a monkey!!????
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I beg to differ. In a The Simpsons episode, Mr Burns(really, you'd like him if you knew him) had one thousand monkeys chained to typewriters. He walked to one at random, then pulled the sheet of paper from the monkey's typewriter.
"It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times," read Mr Burns. "Stupid monkey!" he added. Insulted, the monkey lit a cigarette and waited for The Burns to leave his presence.

I'm supposed to believe this alleged account of the actions of a six alleged monkeys from the alleged "Plymouth University" in far off England? Just because it's in Yahoo!?

I don't believe it if it's not on tv. Lots of people really think like this. Hoo boy.
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"Another thing they were interested in was in defecating and urinating all over the keyboard," added Phillips, who runs the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technologies"

Say, are they trying to say I'm a monkey!!????
*backs away slowly*

I dunno 'bout you, but, I just overclock mine!
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Yeah right! Like I'm the only one to ever expressed their overclocking disappointment in this way! Right guys!? Guys.... oh no....
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I beg to differ. In a The Simpsons episode, Mr Burns(really, you'd like him if you knew him) had one thousand monkeys chained to typewriters. He walked to one at random, then pulled the sheet of paper from the monkey's typewriter.
"It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times," read Mr Burns. "Stupid monkey!" he added. Insulted, the monkey lit a cigarette and waited for The Burns to leave his presence.

I'm supposed to believe this alleged account of the actions of a six alleged monkeys from the alleged "Plymouth University" in far off England? Just because it's in Yahoo!?

I don't believe it if it's not on tv. Lots of people really think like this. Hoo boy.
well for your info its true...

i read about it in the paper
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