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23rd October, 2003, 08:14 PM
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| Dopey a fitting name. *not for the easily offended* The seven dwarves went to the Vatican and when the Pope answered the door, Dopey stepped foward: "Your Excellency," he said. "I wonder if you could tell me if there are any dwarf nuns in Rome?" "No Dopey, there aren't," the Pope replied. Behind Dopey, the six dwarves started to titter. "Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?" Dopey persisted. "No, none in Italy," the Pope answered a little mose sternly. A few of the dwarves now began to laugh more openly. "Well, are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?' This time the Pope was much more firm. "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." By this point, all the dwarves were laughing aloud and rolling around on the ground. "Pope," Dopey demanded. "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?" "No Dopey," the Pope snapped. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." Whereupon the six dwarves started jumping up and down chanting, "Dopey ****** a penguin! Dopey ****** a penguin!" 
__________________ "All bureaucracies are the same. They drain the life out of the truly creative people and develop mind-less paper-pushers as their critical mass." -Rama II, Arthur C. Clarke "Opinions are like kittens, I'm giving them away." -Modest Mouse      |
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24th October, 2003, 05:19 PM
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__________________ "All bureaucracies are the same. They drain the life out of the truly creative people and develop mind-less paper-pushers as their critical mass." -Rama II, Arthur C. Clarke "Opinions are like kittens, I'm giving them away." -Modest Mouse |
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24th October, 2003, 08:23 PM
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| No penguins were injured in the telling of this joke
__________________ How come whenever I have a 50/50 chance I'm wrong 80% of the time? What goes in a computer? Click me to find out. |
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24th October, 2003, 08:38 PM
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__________________ "All bureaucracies are the same. They drain the life out of the truly creative people and develop mind-less paper-pushers as their critical mass." -Rama II, Arthur C. Clarke "Opinions are like kittens, I'm giving them away." -Modest Mouse |
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