Today's moral lesson.

[mookydooky]

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me,and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned.

I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. :-)

[GrahamGarside]

ROFL
damned funny

[alexkerhead]

Roflmfao!
Omfg!

[fantomfreq]

Is that a true story? Man that's hilarious.

[danrok]

I shall leave my hand-cuffs, whip, etc. in the car from now on.

[Razorfish]

Dude, imagine that!

[Gizmo]

Originally Posted by Razorfish

Dude, imagine that!

I'm trying not too. LOL

[Razorfish]

[alexkerhead]

[danrok]

Who me?

[alexkerhead]

Originally Posted by danrok

Who me?

[sarcazm]never[/sarcazm]

[Daniel ~]

Only seldom is one's up-right stance before the world really appreciated. ":O}

[chrisbard]

Moo Mooo Mooooooooo Moo Mooooo

[Samuknow]

Why Chris Why?

[ajopz]

Mad cow disease

[chrisbard]

Originally Posted by ajopz

Mad cow disease

No way. MC would do it this way: Moooo Mooooooooo Mwuahahahaahaha Hahahahaahaha Mooo Hahahahaahah Mwuahahahahaah see?

[Samuknow]

like this

You have to click the continue button

[chrisbard]

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you, caused by a hurricane, with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her under . . forever. You have two options--you can save the life of Hillary Clinton, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful women.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer: Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

[Samuknow]

Black and white of course...geeze.