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17th November, 2005, 07:20 PM
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| New Element Discovered A NEW ELEMENT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named "Governmentium". Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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17th November, 2005, 07:27 PM
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 Took me awhile to get that. Started freaking out at my m8 thinking a new element had been found. Damn you SM! 
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17th November, 2005, 07:57 PM
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| Took me in to until the 4 year half life. I was thinking that heavy would make a great heatsink.
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17th November, 2005, 08:00 PM
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| Southern man still kicking myself, can't believe you got me with that.
__________________ Abit NF7, AMD XP(not mobile) 2000+ @ 2.315Ghz with L12 mod. Abit AN7, AMD XP(not mobile)2500+ Barton@2.442Ghz MSI 6600GT Core@618Mhz / Ram 1.21Ghz Pencil volt modded @ 1.66volts. Monitor Dell 24'' 2407WFP ''WOW that's all I can say'' Why is Phonetic not spelt Phonetically, and why is the word Abbreviation so long? My Ex gives 100% sound adivce, 99% sound, 1% adivce. 69% of all statistics are made up! |
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17th November, 2005, 08:37 PM
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__________________ Then, as it was, then again it will be Though the course may change, rivers will always reach the sea. ---------------------------------------------- |
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18th November, 2005, 01:59 AM
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| Well, considering the forum it was quite obvious what was coming... Good one  Got to love all that "moron" power!!!
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18th November, 2005, 06:52 AM
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| and a powerful one at that, it uses advanced bull**** tactics to get past virus checkers
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