Today's joke !

[Daniel ~]

A nice set there Chris! ":O}

[Wolf2000me]

A humble peasant decides to take the train for the first time in his life. So he takes off to the station several miles away on his donkey.
When he arrives at the station he immediately tries to board a train with his donkey. Of course he is halted by the trainconductor.
The conductor tells him he can't take his donkey on the train. So the peasant sais: "It's okay man, I'll just tie him to the back of the train".
The conductor takes off his hat and scratches his scalp somewhat and asks the peasant wheather the donkey will be able to keep up.
"Sure", sais the peasant. "That's my donkey you're talking about".
Slightly amused and interested the conductor agrees to tie the donkey to the back of the train.
When they leave the train starts rather slowly, making the donkey walk easy behind the train.
After a while when the train has left the station it starts to go somewhat faster, making the donkey already run a little.
Of course the train goes faster and faster while the donkey is having more and more difficulties to follow.
Then when the train has almost reached its top speed the donkey is swept in the air, making it hit the ground, bounce to the left, bounce to the right,...
The conductor starts laughing and asks the peasant wheather this was such a good idea after all.
The peasant laughs and sais:
"Don't worry mate, the donkey is just checking out which side to use to get past this train!"

[Daniel ~]

I never wanted to be an ass!

(But with the tracks leading straight to it...!)

[chrisbard]

Ty Daniel, with these Belgium folks you never know! They tell such fine jokes ,I am willing to held a contest here for the best AOA joke and best AOA joke teller !

[Samuknow]

I actually had to bite my tongue on that one Chris....Best AOA joke...


Where is dsio when you need him?

[chrisbard]

What?

[Samuknow]

I thought perhaps that you were referring to a member as the best AOA joke.....

[Daniel ~]

Look I like to accommodate! But I hate contests! So if you want one, let's just say I won't be in your way. Look around you might find help in other quarters.":O}

[Wolf2000me]

Hmm, I wish I could compete against you Chris but everyone knows you're the guy who deserves the title of AOA's best Jester eh Chris? j/k

[chrisbard]

Originally Posted by Wolf2000me

Hmm, I wish I could compete against you Chris but everyone knows you're the guy who deserves the title of AOA's best Jester eh Chris? j/k

Lol whats that in your avatar ? "point finger at avatar" A lamas !

[Wolf2000me]

Originally Posted by chrisbard

Lol whats that in your avatar ? "point finger at avatar" A lamas !

Checkmate!

[chrisbard]

Top joke in UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

[Wolf2000me]

Two cows are sitting in a tree playing with a PSP.
Suddenly a fridge flies by, lifts its hat up to them and flies on.
One cow looks to the other in amazement and utters:
"Huh? That's impossible!"


*Warning, R-rated*

A cowboy is riding his horse through the desert.
Suddenly two Indians stop him and tell him: "Hold it, you've got two choices, death or wawa!".
The cowboy looks around but there's no immidate help anywhere near him. So he tells them: "Alright, wawa... I'm far too young to die."
"Alright, suit it yourself" sais one of the Indians, they pull him off his horse, hit him on the head, pull off his pants and they both take him from behind.
After a while the Indians walk away. With slow painful steps he walks up to his horse, climbs up and continues his way.
After some time just when his attention weakens he finds himself stopped again by Indians, this time 10 of them.
One of them sais: "Hold it right there, you've got two choices. Death or wawa!".
"Not again!" he shouts but he still doesn't want to die so he chooses wawa.
Just after he has told them his choice he gets pulled off his horse and the same thing happens again like the previous encounter. This time all 10 participate.
After a while they disappear and the cowboy goes back to his horse. This time he has a lot of difficulty riding his horse, evidently of course. However there's no point staying put so he continues his way.
Then hours later, he finds himself surrounded by 100 Indians. He immidiately starts sweating heavily as he obviously remembers his previous encounters.
The chief walks up to him and tells him: "Alright, you know the drill. Death or wawa!".
The cowboy getting red of anger shouts: "Damnit! I'm sick of this! No more! I choose death!".
"Alright" sais the chief, "but first wawa!"

[Daniel ~]

Life is seldom kind. ":O}

[Rondog]

One cow says to another, "how bout this mad cow disease?" To which the other replies, doesnt worry me i'm a helicopter.

[chrisbard]

Top joke in Germany

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”

[Daniel ~]

We all have our little quests in life! ":O}

[danrok]

Here's a good one for Bill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiG7KFDYkLI

[Daniel ~]

Here's one I know you will like even more Dan! ":O}

http://www.aoaforums.com/frontpage/index.php