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Old 24th August, 2006, 08:32 AM
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Takeout Small Talk

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food.
While he waits, he grabs a handful of peanuts from the bowl on the counter, and as he starts to chew, he hears a voice say, "That's a beautiful tie, is that silk? Very NICE choice!"

Wondering who made the comment, he looks around and doesn't see anyone nearby who could be speaking to him. With a shrug, he pops a few more peanuts into his mouth.

Next he hears the voice say, "Those shoes are stylin', my man. Are they Italian leather? They look GRRREAT!"

He whirls around to again but sees no one near him. He glances nervously around and then at his shoes, which he tucks self-consciously under the stool.

A little freaked out, he grabs another handful of peanuts. This time the voice continues with, "That suit looks FANTASTIC! Is it an Armani? Very nice!"

He immediately calls the waiter over and says, "Look. I keep hearing these voices telling me how great my tie, my shoes, and my suit look - what's up with that? Am I GOING CRAZY??"

"Oh," the waiter nonchalantly replies. "It's just the peanuts."

"The PEANUTS?!?" the astonished man asks, staring at the bowl beside him.

"Yes," replies the waiter, "…they're complimentary."
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Old 24th August, 2006, 10:38 AM
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You could get hurt telling a story like that!
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You could get hurt telling a story like that!

Maybe even banned for a day.....
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Maybe even banned for a day.....
Unless...
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tell us all your sorry for subjecting us to such a thing....
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Watch it SAM! He's going to pull diplomatic immunity again!
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Watch it SAM! He's going to pull diplomatic immunity again!

I know it...it will be right back to that we arrest theirs they arrest ours thing....



Chris...it is a good thing you have a great since of humor....
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JOKE suitable just for those easy to please. If not pls exit thread

A jokes fun club. All the jokes are catalogued and the old members know their numbers. An old member says:
- Five!
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- Twenty four!
General laugh. A newbie, first time in one session, saw that's enough tell the number of a joke, decides to try:
- Sixteen!
Absolute silence. Nobody laugh. One of the old members tells him:
- Colleague, doesn’t matter the joke, it’s important to tell it well.
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I think that one is a little much for a family oriented place.....
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I'll take down when I have time...sigh....there's always a mathematician around to screw things up!
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I am a little dizzy...

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That's just funny every time I see it...Thanks Chris...
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