An attempt at British humor.

[mookydooky]

Man walks down the street after exiting the local pub. A drunk staggers past and drops a gold key-ring on the floor. The man, being not quite 'with it' himself only realises this after the drunk has disappeared and promptly picks up said key ring. After being on the ground it was, as you'd expect a bit grubby so the man wipes it on his sleeve to shine it up a bit.

To the man's surprise a genie appears from nowhere...."Right then lad, you know the crack. You get one wish for setting me free."

"Oh right erm well ....... I know, I'm a big fan of motor racing so can I have a major motorway route between all the tracks in England. That'll be grand!!"

"Nay lad, do you know how many men I'll have to take on to do that, all the materials and overheads. The logistics would be a nightmare. 'Ave a think, there must be something else you could wish for, what do you think it is, making demands like that?!!"

The man thinks long and hard before his reply. "OK then smart arse, I want you to tell me how a woman's mind works."

The Genie stands back in amazement on the challenge put before him. After careful thinking and consideration the Genie replies. "How many lanes do you want?"