PMS Guide for Men

[Betty]

Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is
a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet
of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

DANGEROUS: "What's for dinner?"
SAFER: "Can I help you with dinner?"
SAFEST: "Where would you like to go for dinner?"

DANGEROUS: "Are you wearing THAT?"
SAFER: "Gee, you look good in brown."
SAFEST: "Wow! Look at you!"

DANGEROUS: "What are you so worked up about?"
SAFER: "Could we be overreacting?"
SAFEST: "Here's fifty dollars."

DANGEROUS: "Should you be eating that?"
SAFER: "You know, there are a lot of apples left."
SAFEST: "Can I get you a glass of wine with that?"

DANGEROUS: "What did you DO all day?"
SAFER: "I hope you didn't overdo today."
SAFEST: "I've always loved you in that robe."

[Daniel ~]

DANGEROUS: Hi!
SAFER: Bye!
SAFEST: My dearest sweetheart,
I'll be back in a week!
Be well,
your devoted Husband.

[dimmreaper]

Originally posted by Daniel ~
SAFEST: My dearest sweetheart, I'll be back in a week! Be well, your devoted Husband.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, it also helps you avoid emasculation and gives you some time to go fishing! LOL

[cloasters]

Now this is a LOL. Thanks, Betty!