Dumb Laws in Georgia.

[mookydooky]

Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

Signs are required to be written in English.

You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

Acworth
All citizens must own a rake.

Atlanta
Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

One man may not be on another man's back.

Columbus
Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

Gainesville
Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

Jonesboro
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

Kennesaw
Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.

Marietta
Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

St. Mary's
No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.

Quitman
Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

As a citizen of the awesome state of Georgia, I have to say that the following laws are pretty damned good:

Originally posted by mookydooky
Signs are required to be written in English.

You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.

Kennesaw
Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.

I need to move to Kennesaw... (oh? the feds want *my* gun? bet they want my swords, too...)

[SiGmA_X]

I love this one!

Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.

That is great! It should be so every where