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Old 10th April, 2003, 03:09 PM
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Billion Dollar monkey.

Pepsi will hold a promotion over this summer whereby someone will have a chance to win a potential payout of $1 billion. After a series of elimination rounds, one contestant will be selected. He will hold a multi-digit number. A "unusually dexterous" monkey will select a number at random. If that number matches the contestant's number, he will win a $1 billion payout. Odds are obviously pretty small as in infinitesimal, but it sounds so stupid that it made me laugh.

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Any chance for the monkey to win? ":O}
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Oh yeah, one more thing. Pepsi would love for the contestant to win. First, it would have an inestimable publicity value. Second they're insured against the catastrophic event of a match. It seems that Warren Buffet's company, Berkshire Hathaway, has taken on the insurance policy.
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Any chance for the monkey to win? ":O}
If the monkey picks my number, I'll personally buy him a banana plantation.
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LOL, We are definatley in the billionare age now,

These days being a millionare isnt anything all that unusual.
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It's still a bit of an uphill climb for me LOL
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LOL, We are definatley in the billionare age now,

These days being a millionare isnt anything all that unusual.
Heck, I'd settle for being a thousand-are! :-D
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Surprisingly enough the salary/income required to get into the top 3% of earners in the UK isn't really that high, £60K will do it. To get into the top 1% you're looking at about £100K.

Still a lot of money but closer to reality for most of us rather than the £1M+ a year salaries which tend to get highlighted.
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If the monkey picks my number, I'll personally buy him a banana plantation.
Just so the monkey gets paid, I feel a certain kinship":O}
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