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| Billion Dollar monkey. Pepsi will hold a promotion over this summer whereby someone will have a chance to win a potential payout of $1 billion. After a series of elimination rounds, one contestant will be selected. He will hold a multi-digit number. A "unusually dexterous" monkey will select a number at random. If that number matches the contestant's number, he will win a $1 billion payout. Odds are obviously pretty small as in infinitesimal, but it sounds so stupid that it made me laugh. ![]() Article
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| Oh yeah, one more thing. Pepsi would love for the contestant to win. First, it would have an inestimable publicity value. Second they're insured against the catastrophic event of a match. It seems that Warren Buffet's company, Berkshire Hathaway, has taken on the insurance policy.
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| It's still a bit of an uphill climb for me LOL
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| Surprisingly enough the salary/income required to get into the top 3% of earners in the UK isn't really that high, £60K will do it. To get into the top 1% you're looking at about £100K. Still a lot of money but closer to reality for most of us rather than the £1M+ a year salaries which tend to get highlighted. |
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