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20th May, 2004, 03:32 AM
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| I see you baby... Shakin that a$$.... I see a buncha people viewing this forum, why is nobody posting? wassamatta you? you got nuthin worth sayin? I want to read funny stuff and hear what's on your mind...tell me a story!
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20th May, 2004, 03:36 AM
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| Okay...here's the deal... this idea came from another forum (years and years ago), whoever tells me the best story (I will arbitrarily decide what's best), I will send one latex glove. A latex glove that I will snip from my doctor's office next time I'm there. All you need to do is tell me a good story, funny joke or whatever anecdote you think is suitable and provide me with an address to mail it to. (via pm) Well....I'm waiting for the good stuff, bring it on!
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20th May, 2004, 07:41 AM
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| uh...why a latex glove? I just told a good story in my own words (i.e. badly) in this forum. about the ebay guy in "always read the description carefully"
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20th May, 2004, 08:07 AM
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 Rob now there is a prize worth winning!!! 
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20th May, 2004, 08:08 AM
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| I'd be too tempted to fill it with purple flour...
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20th May, 2004, 08:15 AM
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| Ha, this one comes to mind. My brother was at the school once after band practice waiting around (cant remember why.) Well a cop came by asking what he was doing here and such and he told him, then he asked him who was taking him home. To which my brother replys, "my car." Good times, good times.
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20th May, 2004, 10:19 AM
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__________________ Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming... Boy, What a ride!! |
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20th May, 2004, 12:08 PM
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| I don't think he get's the latex glove thing?!?!?! Rob
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20th May, 2004, 12:33 PM
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| The forum needs a couple of ongoing threads. A currently listening to thread would be good, as everyone pretty much listens to music, they normaly seem to work well for a online community.   wheres the lightening round sub forum gone? there used to be some fairly intresting debate/discussion goin on in there.
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20th May, 2004, 01:32 PM
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| hmm @ latex glove... somewhat bizzare... but here goes (apologies in advance) "whats brown, and sounds like sonar?" in a high voice "Poop!" boom boom, i thank ya!
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20th May, 2004, 01:47 PM
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| Two carrots are walking down the road. Outta no where a truck screams around a corner and smacks into one carrot. The other carrot is freaking out and he scoops up his buddy and rushes him to the hospital. After about 3-4 hours of waiting the doctor finally comes out to the carrot and says "Well theres good news and theres bad news..." to which the carrot replied "Well start with the good news" the doctor replied "We saved his life, but the bad news is he's going to be a vegitable for the rest of his life"
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20th May, 2004, 08:14 PM
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| wa wa waaaaaaaa....... Rob
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21st May, 2004, 08:24 PM
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if i remember rightly isn't there a rule against cretaing that particular thread? 
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21st May, 2004, 11:59 PM
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| Yeah but she's staff so............. hahahahahahahahaha Just something to get ya peeps to start talking!!! Rob
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22nd May, 2004, 09:36 AM
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ROFLMAO!!! Gotta love the corn jokes...well, carrot in this instance. Funny stuff...you're definitely a contender.
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22nd May, 2004, 10:03 AM
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| I hear what yer saying Betty. for me, it's the two fingers I type with. the fingers are OK, it's just slow. I can write faster than I type. I even had to turn off the screensaver. once, after composing an letter, hit send and got "your session has timed out'! I'm supprised there isn't a time limit on the "Post Quick Reply" box. I'm going out for breakfast and make plans for my trip to Canada. eh! Ron
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23rd May, 2004, 11:18 PM
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24th May, 2004, 01:34 AM
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| http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3730883.stm could this be what ur talking about? Being american I'm not entirely sure I've ever heard of this, but was that why the purple flower was referenced? Does the glove tie back to that?
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