Jerry Springer.

[mookydooky]

How does this guy get people to come on his show? I swear to God, if I got an invitation to his show, I know someone's gonna tell me something really really messed up. I wouldn't go. No way am I gonna be told something messed up on national TV.

Check this out. A gay couple is on. The two women have been with each other for over a year. It turns out that one of them, is a man. Now, if I'm the other girl, I'd know something was up the moment someone invited me to the show. Now she's all upset and everything and kicking the guy out. How she didn't know it was a man after having been intimate with him for over a year is beyond me, but I guess he did a good job of fooling her. For a year. Regardless, I'd know something messed up was going to happen and I'd rather not be there.

[mookydooky]

OMG!!! Some rather large lady exposed her breasts to prove to the fake girl that she had something he didn't. They they almost got in a fight. Then Jerry interviewed her. She said really shocking thing is that her future in-laws are sitting next to her... Where do they find these people!!!

[Staz]

Originally Posted by mookydooky

A gay couple is on. The two women have been with each other for over a year. It turns out that one of them, is a man.

Does that mean that they aren't a gay couple???

[Staz]

Originally Posted by mookydooky

OMG!!! Where do they find these people!!!

Ummm... Do they wave a souther accent???

[mookydooky]

Originally Posted by Staz

Does that mean that they aren't a gay couple???

I don't know what they are, but they're both wearing women's clothing. Oddly, the fake one is more attractive than the real one.

[mookydooky]

Originally Posted by Staz

Ummm... Do they wave a souther accent???

The larger woman has a distinct Mid-West accent. I think she must be either from Illinois or Michigan.

[dod]

What do you call the big guy with the bald head, you know the one who protects the little guy from his huge girlfriend?

[mookydooky]

This is even better! Another gay couple is on, two women. Apparently, the girls went to high school together and were friends. Then they met again, IN JAIL, and decided to becomes a couple. You can't make this stuff up! It's just too good. Met again, IN JAIL!!!

[mookydooky]

Now, my biggest fear in life is being invited to the Jerry Springer Show.

[mookydooky]

Maury's on. This is good too. Today, they're performing genetic tests to see if father of the child, is really the father of the child.

[robbie]

Remember, it's TV so they have to be entertaining to keep you watching. That's the mind set that I use whenever I watch TV. (including the new's)
Rob

[mookydooky]

Oh this is beautiful. They tested this one kid. The mother insisted this one guy was the father. The guy kept denying it because everyone in his family has 6 fingers, and the baby only has 5. Furthermore, he kept insisting that the mother is "monogamously challenged." Anyway, it turns out he is NOT the father. Then Maury offers to test another guy if the mother would like. She answers back, "there's about 5 guys you're gonna have to test."

[danrok]

I saw a documentary on TV last night which featured a guy who was on Jerry Springer, but the show was never aired due to being deemed too controversial! The guy was 'married' to a minature pony!

[robbie]

You can love your animals, just don't love your animals.
Rob

[danrok]

Moving swiftly on...

[Staz]

This reminds me of a Jenny Jones I once saw where they were doing paternity test.

There was this 16 year old girl who said that this guy was the father of her child. He said that there was no way that he was. He met her at a party and after knowing her for less than 2 hour they went in the bedroom and had sex and he wore a condom and it didn't break. He never saw her again until 3 months later he heard she was pregnant and was cliaming he was the father and he was going to have to pay for the baby.

She claimed that she was a virgin until that party and she got drunk and he took advantage of her when she intoxicated and he didn't wear a rubber and she hasn't been with anyone since. (She said this with her mother next to her)

The mother started going on about how this guy was a rapest and a pervert and a creep and a deadbeat. She said the guy refused to take responsibility and pay for anything. She said that she was stuck paying for this baby and the only time he ever did anything was he once gave her $20 for fomula, and to get that she had to go over to his house and cuase a scene and he has never paid for anything since.

Well the test came back and he wasn't the father. He immediately jumped up and said "(another name for a female dog) I want my $20 back"

[Gizmo]

Originally Posted by danrok

I saw a documentary on TV last night which featured a guy who was on Jerry Springer, but the show was never aired due to being deemed too controversial! The guy was 'married' to a minature pony!

Oh geez. You're never gonna believe this:

That guy was my room mate. Swear to God. The pony's name was Pixel.

[Southern Man]

Originally Posted by gizmo

Oh geez. You're never gonna believe this:

That guy was my room mate. Swear to God. The pony's name was Pixel.

Hummmmmmm.......... Me thinks I'll be reassessing my thoughts about Gizmo.

How the heck do you get a pony to say "I Do"?

[Gizmo]

Originally Posted by Southern Man

Hummmmmmm.......... Me thinks I'll be reassessing my thoughts about Gizmo.

How the heck do you get a pony to say "I Do"?

That was an 'interesting' marriage ceremony.

You'd be surprised where I've been in my life. Both spiritually and physically.

I never agreed with George's lifestyle, but it never mattered. He kept to himself for the most part, and he didn't try to hurt anyone else. His guiding principle was, as he said:

"The world shall not have suffered because of my existence."

In any case, aside from his obvious quirk George was a heckuva nice guy, and he was my friend. He died about 5 years ago. I was the Executor of his will.