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Old 23rd September, 2004, 10:08 PM
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How to rid yourself of the Linux 'virus'

Anyone remember the point at which MS tried to refer to Linux as some sort of virus?

Seriously Useful stuff - keep it in you bookmarks (favourites) @ all times!
Here is some more of the random nonsense from the thoughtful IT innovators at Redmond:
How to Remove Linux and Install Windows XP
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Old 23rd September, 2004, 10:47 PM
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haha, finally the article thousands of sysadmins have been looking for! </sarcasm>
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Old 23rd September, 2004, 10:53 PM
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rofl, who dont know how to remove a linux partition?
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Old 24th September, 2004, 04:30 AM
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Help, I've been led astray by the evil Linus Torvalds' master plan. I'm stuck on linux now: no crashes, no paper clip, no virii, no windows update, no popups. I've had the rich Windows experience stripped violently from me. I feel empty now.

Microsoft is right: what kind of sick operating system would do this:
"Additionally, Linux recognizes more than 40 different partition types, including the following..."?

I want to be restricted to FAT32 and NTFS again!!! *hides in corner, knees bunched up under his chin, rocking back and forth*
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Old 24th September, 2004, 10:48 AM
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ROFLMFAO Stig, good one, very good
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i found this picture a while back on some website:
i'm not quite sure how the poitical connection is made with communism however
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Old 24th September, 2004, 08:47 PM
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Let Daniel explain this one to you.
He's got more years of enduring proposed political polemic under his belt.
I do like the demonic Lenin however... very creative, (which is what gives this away as a hoax - the creativity I mean ).
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well in opensource everyone can have the same. Take windows for example, your average person can afford a home license, but your average poor student is force to make do with an unlocked pro version, tragic really
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Old 24th September, 2004, 08:58 PM
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You are taking the food out of the mouths of Bill Gates' shareholders you....
(btw - What keeps you up at this hour Garside?)
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