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Old 13th August, 2007, 09:01 AM
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Im loving apple already lol

I was just making sure I was buying the right ra mfor my new apple since i havent owned an apple for many years and well this occurred


You are chatting with Michael W, an Apple Expert
Hi, my name is Michael W. Welcome to Apple!

You: Hello

Michael W: How may I help you today?

You: I just purchsed a apple ibook 1.42 ghz machine and was wanting to upgrade the memory but dont have any idea which size memoryt it takes

You: G4 notebook

Michael W: I'm happy to assist with that.

Michael W: One moment while I research that for you.

You: I checked the shop but the size of the memory stick looks too big

Michael W: I'm happy to assist with that.

Michael W: You want to upgrade the processor memory ..correct?

You: Ram that is correct

Michael W: Thank you!

Michael W: You will need Tech Support assistant

Michael W: Tech support number 800-275-2273

You: Um ok? thanks apple expert guy

Michael W: May I help with any other product or order questions?

You: No sir that will be all thank you
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Old 13th August, 2007, 09:23 AM
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LMFAO! Thats brilliant Necorum....thankyou!
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Old 13th August, 2007, 12:33 PM
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Was it even human?
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Old 13th August, 2007, 03:34 PM
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Those guys are everywhere lol
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Old 13th August, 2007, 03:48 PM
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Surely this must be one of the most commonly asked questions. You'd think they would at least have a scripted correct answer to hand. Perhaps their computers were down at the time?
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Old 13th August, 2007, 03:52 PM
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You have to keep in mind that after 20 years, these guys still havn't figured out that the one button mouse was a stupid idea...
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Old 13th August, 2007, 04:22 PM
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Yeah, call him back Necorum, and tell him your mouse is faulty due to a missing button.
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I'm sure there is no shortage of mac addicts that will say "Oh but you only need one mouse button" etc...

But... the fact of the matter is dumbassery is not a good reason to issue a patent.

It would be like inventing a computer chair that had no wheels on it. Sure you can still sit in it, but what idiot would make life that hard on purpose?

And don't get me started on their stupid EFI system.
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You have to keep in mind that after 20 years, these guys still havn't figured out that the one button mouse was a stupid idea...
Apple computers have shipped with two button mice for years now. Oh, and iBooks used standard memory. Nothing fancy or expensive.
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yea but what pin layout the site doesnt help and bleh im guessing 200.

I called and they tried to charge me for help
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Apple computers have shipped with two button mice for years now. Oh, and iBooks used standard memory. Nothing fancy or expensive.
I've seen a good many Macbook Pros, but I have yet to see one with a two button touchpad. Though, if you send me yours, I'll be happy to give it a go with a dremel
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yea but what pin layout the site doesnt help and bleh im guessing 200.
200 Pin, PC2700. If in doubt, use Crucial.com's memory advisor.
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PC2700?
Hell thats slow by todays standards.
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PC2700?
Hell thats slow by todays standards.
Well the computer IS several years old...
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