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31st January, 2002, 06:46 AM
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| Today's folding joke. The Amazing Claude It was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing Claude was topping the bill. Hundreds of people came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "$H!T!" exclaimed Claude. It took three weeks for Haz-Mat to clean up the theater.
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31st January, 2002, 06:50 AM
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| That is funny. Took me a few seconds to get, but I got it :-D
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31st January, 2002, 07:00 AM
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| Heh heh
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31st January, 2002, 07:18 AM
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| Funnny, my roomate still doesnt get it.
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31st January, 2002, 02:38 PM
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| I liked the remote control thread better :-D
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31st January, 2002, 07:31 PM
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| HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH That was funny!!!!!!!!! Rob
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1st February, 2002, 03:22 AM
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 good one
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24th April, 2007, 06:04 AM
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Looks like it took you 5 years to get it......LOL
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24th April, 2007, 01:58 PM
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| A lot of old friends here, good to dust off the scrap book and take a look once in a while and to remember the gifts they gave us....
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24th April, 2007, 04:13 PM
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| lol, i like that joke. good grave that you dug up this time bard
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10th April, 2008, 11:38 AM
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| You really should check in more often. You are falling behind on your replies.....
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