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Old 7th July, 2005, 09:38 AM
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MS Anti-spyware

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Old 7th July, 2005, 09:51 AM
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Damn thats funny
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Old 7th July, 2005, 05:37 PM
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"It shows how powerful our AntiSpyware program is," said Weatherbee. "Not only is it able to remove spyware from the system, but also the source of most spyware. Our competitors can't match that"


I guess it's possible to confuse "Powerful" with "indiscriminate"...?
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http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/10/bsod_ads.html

not a bad way to make money. lol
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How about this one?

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If this isn't a joke it isn't funny! ":O}
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There are also instances on this site regarding MS selling advertising space on the BSOD, the whole sites a joke - but it is funny
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There are also instances on this site regarding MS selling advertising space on the BSOD, the whole sites a joke - but it is funny
I have already taken them up on it.

The name of my company is "0x003056". Do you know it?
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I have already taken them up on it.

The name of my company is "0x003056". Do you know it?

I haven't had a BSOD since using W2k so you are wasting your money
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I haven't had a BSOD since using W2k so you are wasting your money
My friend...maybe you're not trying hard enough
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Managed to get my AMD k6-2 350Mhz to load windows at 550MHz on air for about 10sec before restarting and then not posting - no BSOD

I have had restarts just no BSOD's
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Cheer up! The three things one can count on are taxes BSOD and that other one we don't need to bring up - Your day will come and return and return and... This is where you'll begin to pray for that other thing we don't need to bring up here...":O}
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Managed to get my AMD k6-2 350Mhz to load windows at 550MHz on air for about 10sec before restarting and then not posting - no BSOD

I have had restarts just no BSOD's
If you have had restarts then you have had a BSOD. It's just that Win2K is configured to only do a minidump, so it goes by so quickly you don't know it.
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What about BSC (BSOD chicken)! If that was true, it would just be plain funny. basically, students do loads of work, and load some system intensive apps. If they save, print, or whatever, they lose. If the get a BSOD, they lose. I wonder if they play that at MS HQ? ROFLMAO!!!!
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Apparently they cant do **** either:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/09/cds.html

The blue screen chicken game?:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/09/chicken.html



EDIT: I see school_h8r beat me with a BSC game. But I provided a link.

nVidia users have issues:

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/09/Top_11_geforce.html
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Fran Kessler, a Debian Linux user is the champion of BSC on her campus. "Well, I never lose. My box never crashes so I never have to worry about losing my term papers. However, the professor can't open OpenOffice.org .sxw files, so I still get screwed in the end."
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Damn straight. I use Knoppix which is built on Debian.
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*starts cursing* bloody linux, not supporting conexant modems *curses some more*

Anyway, the weirdest BSOD i had was when i had my eyetoy (got it working as a webcam) plugged in when i started the system! Or even better, when i accidently knocked the power cable my hard drive was connected to. The UV CCFL went of, the hard drive stopped and up came a BSOD! The thing is, it can be off for about 3 seconds before it causes crashes which is a long time for a HD. But yeah, that gives me an idea, instead of lan parties, can't we have BSC parties? (wasn't BSC also called mad cows disease, or was that BSE?!)
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If you have had restarts then you have had a BSOD. It's just that Win2K is configured to only do a minidump, so it goes by so quickly you don't know it.

I was meaning the origianl:
All the "Press 'alt+ctrl+del' to restart or 'esc' to return..." and you can try anything, and nothing works, Also the page of completely useless information.
The minidump is just not as useless (in a whiney tone)

I had lots of system freezes, I used to do it at my previous work until they got me a better computer
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